she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
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currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
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Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
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