does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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