ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
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while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
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Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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