she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
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I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
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i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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