That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
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Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
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He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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