Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
I haven't been this sober since birth.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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