Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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