I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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