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Wipe that smile off your face.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
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