Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
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I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
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I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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