what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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