You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
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I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
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I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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