So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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