She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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