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Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
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Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
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