I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
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Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
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Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
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