Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Randomize
