Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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