Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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