Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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