Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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