It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
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I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
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The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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