I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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