we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
I want her autograph on my taint
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I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
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WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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