Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
You can't just leave with hair like that
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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