There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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