how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
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ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
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karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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