So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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