I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
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Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
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I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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