words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
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He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
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Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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