I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
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When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
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No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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