Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
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I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
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i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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