i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
you made out with another girl for some wings
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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