My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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