I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
tell me about the fingering
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