Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
either way he was missing a nipple.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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