I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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