Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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