I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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