so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
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