they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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