why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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