i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Randomize
