You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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