would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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