if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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