She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
this will be a night to untag.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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