went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Randomize
