You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
i came on her dog
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
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