you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
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Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
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How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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