Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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