New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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