I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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