So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
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i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
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Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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