That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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