absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
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Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
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He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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