Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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